once ther wuz a boy who went to tha bathroom and found sum purple shoelaces. so wen he went back to the classroom he told his teacher that he found sum purple shoelaces. she '*gasp* purple shoelaces!' and sent him 2 the principal's office. wen the principal asked y he wuz in ther, he said, well i went to the bathroom and found sum purple shoelaces. i told the teacher and the teacher sent me 2 u. '*gasp* purple shoelaces!' and he sent him home. so wen his brother wuz picking him up he asked y he had 2 pick him up he said, well i went 2 the bathroom and found sum purple shoelaces. i told the teacher, the teacher sent me 2 the principal and he sent me home. *gasp* purple shoelaces! and his brother kicked him out uv the car. so wen he got home, his mother asked wat he wuz doing home so late and he sayd well i went 2 the bathroom and found sum purple shoelaces i told the teacher the teacher sent me 2 da principal the principal sent me home and brother kicked me out uv da car look at extras
2006-06-19 08:39:59 · 15 answers · asked by duckgirl@sbcglobal.net 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*gasp* purple shoelaces! and she sent him 2 his room. so wen his dad cam home he went into the boys bedroom and asked y he wuz sent 2 his room and the boy sayd well i went 2 the bathroom adn found sum purple shoelaces i told the teacher the teacher sent me 2 da principal, the principal sent me home, bro kicked me out uv the car and mom sent me 2 my room. *gasp* purple shoelaces! and he kicked him out uv da house. so as he wuz walkin along the sidewalk with nuthin 2 do & nowhere 2 go the presidents limo just HAPPENED to b cummin by and he saw that the boy wuz trubld & he invited the boy in2 his limo and asked y he wuz trubld & the boy sayd well i went 2 the bathroom & found sum purple shoelaces. i told the teacher the teacher sent me 2 the principal the princial sent me home, brother kicked me out uv the car, mom sent me 2 my room, and dad kicked me out of the house. *gasp* purple shoelaces! and he kicked him out uv the car. so as he wuz walkin across the street he go hit by a car and..
2006-06-19 08:45:35 · update #1
the moral uv the story is look both ways befor u cross the street.
2006-06-19 08:45:59 · update #2
i dont get it?!! what about the purple shoe laces???
2006-06-19 09:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey mouse123456789kaykaylalam 2 · 10⤊ 4⤋
Do a web search for the story of woof n' proof pie. It's a much better shaggy dog story than yours, no offense.
There's also the shaggy dog story that tells of a man's search for enlightenment, the answer to the question of his existence. Being a shaggy dog story, you, the narrator, of course, tell of this man traveling all over the world to catch up to the one man who can answer his question. Then, after several near death experiences, you finally have the fellow catch up with Swami Whateveryawanttacallhim, ask the question, and receive the answer, "You know my son, life is a lot like a bicycle..." Well, of course, our hero is insensed, and screams at the swami, "What!!!??? I've traveled the world over, escaped death x number of times, swam the deepest oceans, climbed the tallest mountains, and all you can say to me is 'life is like a bicycle?" To which the swami replies, "You mean life isn't like a bicycle?"
Oh the joy of pointless shaggy dog tales.
2006-06-19 08:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 07:40:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! you typed all of that for no reason you need a life stop beatin off it's messin with ur brain WEIRDO!
2006-06-19 08:57:30 · answer #4 · answered by TootsiePop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
based on the answers ive read, im not even gonna bother reading it. and no, i havent heard it before.
2006-06-19 09:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by $ Richgirl $ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I've heard it before.
2006-06-19 08:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what is the ending to ths story
2006-06-19 08:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by kman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spell checker. Use it.
2006-06-19 08:43:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i found your name...well a little funny
2006-06-19 09:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow....
i have never read
a
more
pointless
story
in my enitre life!!!
man!!!
2006-06-19 08:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a waste of time.
2006-06-19 08:46:59 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ tinker123♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋