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Let's say youre in the desert. You sit on a pile of fire ants. There's nothing around that you can use to wipe, except, a Torah (jewish holy book). Would you use it?

2006-06-19 08:11:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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In a heartbeat! I think God would understand-

2006-06-19 08:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by joye b 2 · 1 1

Let's run with "bettierage"'s answer. As soon as the ants are gone, go home and using another book, the Yellow Pages, look up "Psycho Therapy - Emergency Treatment", and make an appointment.

2006-06-19 08:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by JAT 6 · 0 0

what I need to know first is what I am doing naked in the desert, sitting on an anthill...

2006-06-19 08:18:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How would you even have the time to think up such a silly quesiton?

2006-06-19 09:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by Paul McDonald 6 · 0 0

No, I think my hands would be more efficient. I might use it to make a sombrero so I wouldn't burn up so fast.

2006-06-19 08:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by bc_munkee 5 · 0 0

man u need a life stop asking this stupid crap and take a breath of air

2006-06-20 14:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have a picture of your mom...can i use that?

2006-06-19 13:36:26 · answer #7 · answered by Jason 2 · 0 0

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2006-06-19 08:20:04 · answer #8 · answered by byefareed 5 · 0 0

LMAO YUP!

2006-06-19 08:17:38 · answer #9 · answered by Hell's Dark Angel 1 · 0 0

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