The party will be at my house.guys. Come and let us bare our souls and get to know each other! We will start with an appetizer of Primordial soup....and my home made hot judgement hotwings...u guys can dig for fossils in my backyard..( right where i want to put in my new swimming pool )...trust me..Im sure neanderthal man is down there ( about 9 feet on one end and 3 feet at the other )...we will have live music by the " ur runnin' out of time to see the light " country band....singing their hot new songs, " baby ur a lying about the jungle blues " and " no more monkey business ". There will also be a guest appearance unknown atheist singer singing her new hit, " cheetah was my grandma "..We'll have a vine swinging contest with no safety net so there will be lots of praying atheists as they fly thru the air with the greatest of ease....creationists will be invited to a bone assembly contest with lots of free zoo tickets for whoever can create a new species... plz ASAP-smile
2006-06-19 08:07:21 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
P.S. bones will come from the meat dept at Lowes foods...donated for the party
2006-06-19 08:08:13 · update #1
plz RSVP before church services this Sunday
2006-06-19 08:09:58 · update #2
" lunatic " ur a 10 pointer babe...hehehehehehehheheheeeeeeeee!! i love u for it.......good sport u r hon....
2006-06-19 08:33:08 · update #3
My God, I'm finally beginning to see the truth. You have convinced me, despite all of the scientific evidence available and common sense, that evolutionists do indeed have it all wrong.
We have NOT evolved from apes.
In fact, based on the number of people who profess to believing in the exact wording the Bible gives for Creation, I now know without a shadow of a doubt that ......
WE ARE STILL APES!
I accept the invitation. What can I bring? I know of a great place to get apples.
2006-06-19 08:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by lunatic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your God would be so proud. I remember that part in the bible about mocking others...it was right before the part about where dinosaurs came from and after the the map to find the gardens of Eden.
2006-06-19 08:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True Athiests don't really attend group picnics. We don't need a group to "belong" to or other people to confirm our beliefs and affirm our faith. That's part of the great thing about being an Athiest.
2006-06-19 08:12:52 · answer #3 · answered by Hax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told the R&S crowd I was screening Last Temptation of Christ, didn't invite them, and the question got removed for personal solicitation.
2006-06-19 08:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...are pagans allowed to attend? Will there be naked dancing under the stars? I'll bring angel food cake and devil food cake.
2006-06-20 06:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds fun but if you don't invite evil there will be boring. And can you invite Jesus? so he can teach us how to have fun and if you don't have enough wine he always can turn water into wine.
2006-06-19 08:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by PicassoInActions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll come if we can play "Pin the tail on the missing-link" and "Bobbing for a clue."
2006-06-21 12:22:22 · answer #7 · answered by wrathpuppet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can gods like me too attend
2006-06-19 08:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by ryscik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like fun, but count me out (busy).
2006-06-19 08:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by Kookoo Bananas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I cannot attend. I'm trimming my toenails on that night! Sorry!
2006-06-19 08:12:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋