another patron asked him what happened to his head. the first guy tells him that he bumped into a lamp on the beach and rubbed it. a beautiful geenie popped out and only granted him 1 wish, and it couldn't be for cash, or more wishes. what did the first guy wish for?
2006-06-19 07:59:18 · 8 answers · asked by dirtee diamondz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another guy, who met this same genie, walks into the bar. Riding on his shoulders is a guy who is only about a foot tall. The first thing the little guy does is make fun of the guy with the small head. Then he insults all the other patrons. Then he orders a beer from the bartender, shouting, "C'mon, Moron! Does it take you all day to sling a simple glass of suds? What an idiot."
Well, the little guy, even after he gets his beer, continues to mutter abuse and profanities under his breath. Meanwhile, the guy whose shoulder the little guy is sitting on starts taking with and comparing notes with the man with the small head. After Tiny Head tells his story, he asks the other guy what he had wished for.
"Me?" He points to the one foot tall guy on his shoulder who is still muttering rude remarks, "I told the genie I wanted a twelve inch prick."
2006-06-19 08:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
He wished the genie would give him a little head [job].
2006-06-19 15:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little head.
2006-06-19 15:03:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-06-19 15:42:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Nita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wished that he could get a little head tonite!
(and you know what i mean)
2006-06-19 15:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, what a silly joke!
2006-06-19 15:14:34 · answer #6 · answered by mamacita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bigger body
2006-06-19 15:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by smartchick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-19 15:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by vidalliendo21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋