how do you eat an elephant?

Answer 1

" One bite at a time!"

Answer 2

With a prayer for the elephant's Soul

Answer 3

Elephant Soup
In African villages, a successful hunt means a share of fresh meat for everyone. After traveling in equatorial Africa one observer wrote, "...the gorge they all go in for after a successful elephant hunt is a thing to see -- once". (Mary Kingsley, Travels in West Africa, 1897.) There can still be more meat than can be immediately consumed, especially when there are no refrigerators or freezers, so a tradition of preserving meat by drying or smoking has developed throughout Africa. Dried meat, called biltong (similar to jerky) is often eaten as is. This recipe shows how dried meat can be used to make a soup or stew, similar to what is described in the quotation from Baker, below. (See also: Elephant.)

What you need

one-half pound of biltong, or dried or smoked meat like beef jerky (the original recipe mentions elephant meat coated with salt and honey and dried in the sun)
six to eight cups of beef broth or beef stock
one cup of mirepoix [diced carrots, onions, celery and herbs sautéed in butter] (optional)
two onions, finely chopped
one cup shelled, roasted peanuts (or one-half cup peanut butter)
one cup boiled chana dal (or any lentils or dried peas)
one small leek, finely chopped
one cup of Wumubu mushrooms (or any kind of mushrooms), (the original recipe says that Wumubu are "a type of black African mushroom")
two tablespoons of butter
salt, black pepper (to taste)
one-half cup cream

What you do

Wash the biltong or dried meat in hot water, and cut it into bite-sized pieces.


In a large pot or dutch oven, combine the meat with enough cold water to cover it, and cook over a low heat for twenty to thirty minutes.


Add the mirepoix and beef broth and simmer for two hours.


Add the onions, peanuts, and dal (lentils), mushrooms, and leek. Cook until the dal are completely disintegrated.


Adjust the seasoning. Add the butter and cream. Serve.

Answer 4

Medium Rare

Answer 5

it is not an impossible task for a psychotic to eat elephants. but i am not and can not eat elephants

Answer 6

one mouthful at a time....do you really think you're as big as an elephant?

Answer 7

What kind of question is that?
im gonna try to answer
first answer : Kill it, and chop it and eat
second: eat things that start with the letter
ex: Eels. Lemons. etc

Answer 8

Well, if YOU get eaten by the ELEPHANT.... you'll be running around and around and around till you get pooped out.

Answer 9

Between two BIG slices of French bread. Lotsa mayo.

Answer 10

Very carefully...

Ever watch Wild Boyz?

Answer 11

I would use a spoon because I poke my self in the eye with forks.