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Who else is aware of this? What can we do to stop it? What can be done to overcome these furry feline facists?

(If you already like cats then that's just the brainwashing talking)

2006-06-19 06:52:55 · 17 answers · asked by Joe 4 in Pets Cats

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We need to protect ourselves before humanity is doomed. People listen to Bob Barker and spade and neuter your pets. Education is power so whatever you do don't teach your cat to read and by cleaning up they're litter box your they're bit.ch. The day will come people and I will be prepared.
Be our leader, be our leader, be our leader!!!

2006-06-19 06:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

According to the catholic church, cats are possessed by the devil. In 1484 Pope Innocent VIII issued an edict saying that cats were possessed by demons and should be burned alive. Inquisitor Nicholas Remy a century later, stated that all cats were demons. During this period priests presided over festivals where cats were burned by the hundreds.

In Europe and Brtain over 200,000 witches were executed and possession of a cat was considered the primary evidence for witchcraft. In New England there were over 2000 cat related witch trials. And it is thought that in all millions of cats were destroyed.

Although today the church does not publicly call for cat burning any more, the church has still not renounced it either.

2006-06-20 04:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, there probably is, but they are very sneaky and furtive about it. To show who is the boss, they only deign to approach you on THEIR terms, never on yours. I'm not sure that anything can be done about it, except to spay and neuter the little napoleons. Also, I would not let them gather in large groups, because as you know there is strength in numbers. If, in the middle of the night you encounter a bunch of them yowling their famous "felines uber alles" rallying song, you should either run or sic a rather large canine on them.

2006-06-19 07:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Philosophy and human morality and reasoning serve for making a extra physically powerful worldwide, and a extra physically powerful awareness of the worldwide. previous human reasoning no longer some thing is definitely considered acceptable or incorrect. We people have considered many things to be unmoral or inhuman as an attempt to offer each and each physique a extra physically powerful intense high quality of life. it truly is notably very similar to we've replaced our morality by making use of way of out time.

2016-10-31 03:24:19 · answer #4 · answered by holliway 4 · 0 0

You're the one who wants to enslave humanity,Professor!

But Felix the Cat,the wonderful,wonderful cat will stop you!

2006-06-19 06:59:22 · answer #5 · answered by zenan p 3 · 0 0

I am already a slave to my cat. I do what pleases him. Displeasing him is not good. Results in a band aid moment.

Life is good. Think happy thoughts around him. It's good that I cannot sit on that chair...

2006-06-19 09:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by innocence faded 6 · 0 0

I have notice that my cats been acting weired. Go figure the damn thing brings the ball back to me after I throw it. The is something going on in their minds, there just hiddening it from us.

2006-06-19 07:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by antihero1776 1 · 0 0

You're too late, I'm already fully enslaved to my kitties and I'd have it no other way.

2006-06-19 06:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by Mellowkneebee 2 · 0 0

Right after they get that catnip mouse thing figured out.

2006-06-19 06:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by J.D. 6 · 0 0

i always noticed something weird about my cat...
Thanx for the 2 points you wierdo

2006-06-19 06:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by jesusfreak_200513 2 · 0 0

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