Any one out there have any good blonde jokes?????

Answer 1

Ok ek antwoord..... Ek is jou pa,,, ek ek soek die punte!!

Three blonds walk in the street, which one knows nothing about rugby"?

Percy Montgomory

Answer 2

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A. Because they both drip when they're ******!

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. "Way to go team!"

Answer 3

A brunette's jumping on a railroad track singing "21 21 21 21." A blond sees the brunette and the brunette's looking like she's having a good time, so the blond get's on and starts jumping on the tracks and starts singing "21 21 21 21." Suddenly, a train comes along, and the brunette gets out of the way. The blond isn't paying any attention, and gets ran over. The brunette then gets back on the track, jumping up and down singing "22 22 22 22."

Answer 4

Yes. Ok so there is this Blonde girl that goes to the store,and when she gets into the store she asks the employee "how much is that t.v?" and the employee says "Sorry we don't allow blondes here" so the Blonde dyes her hair brown,and she askes the employee again "how much is that t.v?", the employee again resondes "Sorry we don't allow Blondes here". SO AGAIN the blonde dyes her hair black this time and goes back to the store.
And she asks the emloyee "How much is that t.v?" and the employee says "Sorry we don't allow Blondes here" so the Blonde asks "How do you reconize me as a Blonde?",she asks.
Then the employee says "Because that's not a T.V,that's a microwave. The End

Is that a Good One?? Let me know.
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Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice bottle?
A: Because it sayed to conecentrate.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intellegence

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 a brain?
A: After a dye job.

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Answer 5

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Answer 6

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Answer 7

A brunette walks into a bar and sits next to a blonde watching the 7:00 news. On it a woman is threatening to jump off a bridge. She actually does and the blonde is horrified. The brunette looks at her and says, "Oh yea I already saw that on the 6:00 news." The blonde looks back and says, "Yea me too but I never thought she'd do it again!"

Answer 8

Old News...



A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.

The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.

The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde.

"I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."

Answer 9

A blonde and a brunette Jump off the Empire state building, Wich one hits the ground first?The brunnete because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions on the way down.

Answer 10

This is not truly a dumb blond joke but it is great... I think. :)

Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year - namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.)

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up. He didn't call back. Guess I won THAT stupid argument!

Answer 11

How do you know a blonde was at a computer? There's white out on the screen
What happens when you put spikes on a blonde's shoulders? She moves her head to each shoulder repeatedly saying "Oh My God, Oh My God"
Why was a blonde staring at an Orange Juice container? It said concentrate