A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabby, St. Peter invites
him to grab a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with
interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher’s entry
in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, “Okay, we’ll let you in, but take
that cloth robe and wooden staff.”
The preacher is astonished and replies, “But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely, I rate higher than a cabby.”
St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: “Here we are interested in results. When you
preached, people slept. When the cabby drove his taxi, people prayed.”
2006-06-19 06:32:14 · 22 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! I'm sorry I'm hanging around u!! u just always have the G.R.E.A.T.E.S.T. jokes!!! I had a REALLY good laugh!!
2006-06-21 09:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
nicely it dosen't matter who replace into the main suitable or worst of the two. the guy who lives a godly life and has been saved by making use of Jesus will flow to heaven. even however there is no way for a "undesirable guy" (we are gona say a assassin) to flow to heaven untill he has been saved. And in case you're saved possibilities are high you will no longer stay a sinful life.
2016-10-31 03:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by holliway 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. I think one Sunday I rode in that guy's cab so I could hear that preacher preach. In that cab was were I was born again. Praise the Lord Amen brother.
2006-06-19 06:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jack B Nimble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Idea: let's have a 'best of ' "A man dies and goes to Heaven" jokes contest! I have one all ready and waiting. Just post the question!
2006-06-19 06:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
>> LiN <<
2006-06-22 21:37:33 · answer #5 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! I love that joke. Keep telling them!
2006-06-19 06:35:15 · answer #6 · answered by Taliea2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke-i was astounded the preacher got in at all being a petafile and all
2006-06-19 10:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a good joke and i think you should pick me as best answer i havnt had one before and i need the 10 pts.
2006-06-19 08:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-06-19 07:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by Blouberger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds better when u use a plane pilot instead!
2006-06-19 06:46:01 · answer #10 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋