Im looking for a hottie cutie atheist guy. Can we get married ? We can split the house together...my half will be full of my beautiful stain glassed windows, my lush prayer gardens and my chapel in the back. Also there will be plenty of room for you to have your tarzan vines, your banana trees in the back, spare tree houses for all your relatives to visit and my brother the veterinarian for their regular checkups..but..my question is also..our kids we have ...will they be athletic and good climbers or will they be prayerful banana farmers ? Will they be atheist athletic tree climber priests ? Or will they be prayerful stand ins for the new tarzan movies ? Please elucidate....smile..plz...no meanie scroogie nasty atheists need apply or comment.........
2006-06-19 06:32:01 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
preferably an atheist evolutionist hottie boy for a husband
2006-06-19 06:34:32 · update #1
P.S. PLZ SEND PICTURE OF THE TREE WE WILL LIVE IN AFTER WE ARE MARRIED...AND UR RELATIVES FROM THE JUNGLE RESERVE
2006-06-19 06:38:10 · update #2
sure we could if you allowed me to relax and enjoy the ambiance in your half of the house-lol-lots of love keep the peace old hippie here
2006-06-19 06:39:49 · answer #1 · answered by bergice 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, marrying you would make me a very bad Cheetah.
You already know what kind of tree we'd have.
We'd also need a big kitchen to bake all of our apple lies.
Children? Do you think that wise? Since there is no such thing as evolution, they would be exactly like us. Is the world ready for that combination?
2006-06-19 16:11:37 · answer #2 · answered by lunatic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real? You sound like a throwback to the Hippy era. Hope this is just a joke. I'd hate to think I had just looked into your mind and this is want I see in there.
2006-06-19 13:38:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, your ancestors are the same as ours. Some of us simply don't deny it. It's been my observation, however, that people of faith do have a tendency to look a little less evolved than your standard atheist...
2006-06-19 13:36:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheist and satanist here.
But not getting married to you, as I'm not into banana trees.
2006-06-19 13:36:18 · answer #5 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, nice offer! thanks!
but the girl that i'm gonna get married to is far more christian than you are, and i am far more atheist that ur 'cutie atheist guy-to be'. So we will deal with our own bananatree, our own own screwed up kids and our own horrible lives.
but again, thanks for the offer, that was really sweet.
2006-06-19 13:42:03 · answer #6 · answered by Thinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. lol. i wouldn't look for a husband online, it might turn out to not be a hottie atheist, but a nasty lookin christian.
2006-06-19 13:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Aleks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An atheist would be to smart to fall into such a trap.
2006-06-19 13:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh. Nice trick of using some pretty imagery to try to hide your dig.
2006-06-19 13:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your atheist than you should get married cuz it will go agaisnt your own beliefs. but im sure you could find some dope to marry you under a false guise
2006-06-19 13:36:23 · answer #10 · answered by phxem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋