a guy walks by a farm and sees a horse
he REALLY wants the horse so he goes up to the farmer and says "i'll pay you $500 for that horse"
the farmer agrees but cautions him saying "This is a very special horse. to make it go say 'Praise the lord' to make him stop say 'amen'"
the guy gets on his horse and says "Praise the lord" the horse imediatly takes off running
the guy realizes that they are about to go over a cliff and says "amen" the horse skids to a stop right on the ledge.
the man is so releaved he says "Praise the lord"
I dont know, it makes me laugh ;-)
2006-06-19 06:02:39 · 8 answers · asked by Earl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so I guess the next noise would be aaaaameeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnn ( the sound of falling)
2006-06-19 06:05:56 · answer #1 · answered by Amishcow 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-06-19 13:09:13 · answer #2 · answered by meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
The weird thing is, I just looked at the TV and I saw a guy riding a horse
2006-06-19 14:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its good.
A joke my Grandfather use to tell it a lot.
2006-06-19 13:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by SK8TERGURL~1~NOT~ 2/davesslave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i get it its funny 2 me
2006-06-19 13:08:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololol thats funny
2006-06-19 13:11:28 · answer #6 · answered by maggie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :-)
2006-06-19 13:25:12 · answer #7 · answered by joencrystal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good one lol.
2006-06-19 13:05:29 · answer #8 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋