15 Things NOT to Say to a Woman During an Argument?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the day;

To all the 'feminists;' how the can you expect to win the 'battle of the sexes' when 90+% of your team is still sleeping with the enemy?

15 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A WOMAN DURING AN ARGUMENT (feel free to add your own, men & women)

When you are arguing with the woman you love, be sensitive, restrained...and don't say anything stupid. There are times; your life just might depend on it.

1. "Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?"

2. "No, really, I was laughing about...this joke I heard one time."

3. "Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset."

4. "You're just upset because your caboose is starting to spread."

5. "Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?"

6. "Are you gonna cry? Force lip to quiver mockingly Cry for your mommy?"

7. "You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?"

8. "Sorry, I was just picturing you naked."

9. "That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add 'giant cork' to the shopping list?"

10. "Whoa, time out honey, Frasier's back."

11. "Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** Flakes this morning."

12. "Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail?"

13. "Hey baby-if I want a lecture about commitment, I can get one from my real wife."

14. "I could so use some oral sexual stimulation right now."

15. "Whom are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded."

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Answer 1

Not tonight, honey, I'm WAYYYYYYYYY too drunk to fight.

Answer 2

# 15.... yeah it is...and it's pointed to the most important organ you have...and it isn't the one between your shoulder blades. the real wife?? men cheat all the time...i think. Hubby andf I have been married ten years and I FINALLY got him broke in! He doesn't argue with me. He knows it's pointless. I am the wife,in charge and he does what I say. he controls the $, I control him. (works for me!) oh,by the way,we sleep seperatly. Keeps the marriage together!

Answer 3

1. so are we still having sex?

2. can we still have sex?

3. lets have sex

4. do you want sex?

5. are you horny?

6. im horny

9. i want sex

10. do you want sex?

11. do you need sex?

12. looks like someone needs sex

13. sex will make you feel better

14. take all of that anger, and use it when we have sex later.

15. or use that anger now and lets have sex.

Answer 4

This actually happened (and I lived to tell the tale).

During a bitching session from the wife, she paused to take a breath, and I asked her:

"Are you done, yet?"

Answer 5

Call her by another womans name, i've only made that mistake once!! lol!!

Answer 6

dont argue with women we are always right

Answer 7

I hate "Are you PMSing?" or "You're acting just like your mother!"

Answer 8

thanks for sharing-not a good idea