2006-06-19 05:52:01 · 10 answers · asked by Sam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
someone better be funnier than jkamstra2005 i like hers
2006-06-19 06:09:15 · update #1
I got a few:
Outer Space exists because it doesn't want to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris only uses stunt doubles in scenes he has to cry.
Chuck Norris once took a whole bottle of sleeping pills, then he blinked.
2006-06-19 07:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by Blouberger 2 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because the only element Chuck Norris believes in, is the element of surprise.
2006-06-19 12:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by spHd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN
2006-06-19 12:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by LL Cool J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2006-06-19 13:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by HungryHunter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a joke in the name alone... 10 pts. plz..!
2006-06-19 12:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a WMD - Weapon of Mulleted Destruction.
2006-06-19 13:38:44 · answer #6 · answered by bodinibold 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is currently sueing NBC claming "Law and Order" are trademarked names if his right and left legs!!
2006-06-19 13:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by jkamstra2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU'Re telling JOKES about Chuck Norris??? Man, are you gonna be in trouble when he hears about this...! oooh, I'm tellin'!
2006-06-19 13:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
2006-06-19 12:54:44 · answer #9 · answered by little_chick29 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur gay because u like chuck norris,tisk tisk....
2006-06-19 13:01:04 · answer #10 · answered by crazy_mexican_89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋