Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything
together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him
over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer
in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup,
he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town,
folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
Now make ME laugh!
2006-06-19 05:43:45 · 9 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So funny.....lol
For you:
Grandpa and Grandma were sitting in their porch rockers watching the
beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days," when
Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you remember when we
first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take
my hand?"
Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand
in his.
With a wry little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther, "Honey, do
you remember how after we were engaged, you'd sometimes lean over and
suddenly kiss me on the cheek?"
Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on
her wrinkled cheek.
Growing bolder still, Grandma said, "Honey, do you remember how, after
we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?"
Grandpa slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house.
Alarmed, Grandma said, "Honey, where are you going?"
Grandpa replied, "To get my teeth!"
2006-06-23 15:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫♥Šǒńǘ♥♫♪ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heehee.
Reminded me of this one...
Why is a company like a tree of monkeys?
Well... the people at the top look down, and see a lot of smiley faces looking up at them.
The people at the bottom look up, and see nothing but a load of a**holes.
2006-06-19 06:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy walks by a farm and sees a horse
he REALLY wants the horse so he goes up to the farmer and says "i'll pay you $500 for that horse"
the farmer agrees but cautions him saying "This is a very special horse. to make it go say 'Praise the lord' to make him stop say 'amen'"
the guy gets on his horse and says "Praise the lord" the horse imediatly takes off running
the guy realizes that they are about to go over a cliff and says "amen" the horse skids to a stop right on the ledge.
the man is so releaved he says "Praise the lord"
I dont know, it makes me laugh ;-)
2006-06-19 05:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by Earl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was real funny the first 10 times I heard it, after that it got pretty old.
2006-06-19 06:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by sbg172002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too long to laugh at, sorry.
2006-06-19 05:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. As soon as I remember one, I'll send it. Thanks, I needed a giggle at work.
2006-06-19 05:47:04 · answer #6 · answered by Peaches 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-06-19 06:02:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that didnt make me laugh. SKILLETS!
2006-06-19 05:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... funny hillbillies
2006-06-19 08:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋