this is kinda green -- if ur not into it, don't read.
a guy gets 3 wishes from a genie from a cave. first wish is to be a king. so he did... 2nd wish is to marry a very sexy and pretty lady -- and so he did. on their honeymoon night, they lady looks hesitant and thought that the man's wee-wee is too small, and she wants a big one! so man took his horse and went to the genie in the cave-- he said "genie! i want my organ to be big!" genie asks "how big?" man says "hmm... as big as my horse!!!" LAST wish was granted and he came back to his wife. wife looks at him and still didn't want to have sex with him. man asks "what's the matter?" he looks down -- then he realized, that his horse was a female.
funny or corny? hehe... im just bored
2006-06-19 05:42:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol... I liked it...
2006-06-19 08:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You blew it at the ending. That doesn't really work that well.
Here's my suggestion:
How about, after his third wish is granted, he goes into the bedroom with his wife waiting on the bed and a sad look on his face.
The wife asks, "What's the matter?"
The husband says, "Well, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is, now I have a shlong as big as my horse. The bad news is, I didn't realize my horse was a gelding."
2006-06-19 05:48:38 · answer #2 · answered by yogabbagabba 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not ask for the best 3 wishes joke? Make a contest out of it. I have one all ready!
2006-06-19 06:22:14 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd say its more like an "oh, boy" kind of joke.
2006-06-19 05:50:28 · answer #4 · answered by Dukefrom7th 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well its ok not FUNNY but funny, i'd say you're just bored
2006-06-19 05:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by Earl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋