What should I do if my friend continues to tell me about his bathroom habits and I don't want to know?

Answer 1

I think saying something like "heyyyy... that's too much information for me" said in a half-joking manner would bring the point across. Unless, of course, he's really dense in which case the direct approach -- "No more bathroom stories!!!!" -- would be your best bet.

Answer 2

Tell him how you feel and if he continues then he obviously has a lack of respect or mental health issues, in either case find a new friend.

Answer 3

Invite Aunt Gertrude and Uncle Wally over.
Ask Aunt Gertrude to tell your friend about her hemorrhoid surgery and Uncle Wally can tell him about his prostrate surgery. While they have him captive----run!


*tell him you have an endless supply of relatives with loads more tales to tell if he don't leave you alone.

Answer 4

Thats disgusting. Tell your friend to stop, or just ignore him whenever he startes up again.

Answer 5

tell him you find the subject a matter that should be reserved for a medical professional and that his telling you about his issues with it is offensive.

Answer 6

Just tell him that is not something you want to hear about!

Answer 7

Tell him/her to stop and then if they don't get up and walk away

Answer 8

Cover your ears & yell out "la,la,la,la,la,la,la! I'm not listening!" until he stops doing it. If he says you're being immature, tell him it takes one to know one.

Answer 9

id tell him he give me to much information

Answer 10

ask him to leave, or ask him to demonstrate the problem/ technique
whatever the hell it is you really want.