In the back woods of Kentucky, the rednecks wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a hurry to be putting down that lantern. It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"
2006-06-19 05:21:24 · 7 answers · asked by c_o_e_u_s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey ur back!!!i thot you were gonna leave yahoo ans for good...good to have you back.
you know whats the best thing abt you?you post sooooooo many jokes...yet you dont forget to pick the best ans...many ppl jus forget abt their questions after posting them...........umm..u got the hint right???
2006-06-19 05:30:43 · answer #1 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA...I reckon he better put down that lamp before 7 more tinee winee cuddly babies come out.
2006-06-19 12:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee lol
2006-06-19 12:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the devil one was funnier!!
2006-06-19 12:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by DeeLicious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...lol
2006-06-19 12:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snicker*
2006-06-19 12:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D
2006-06-19 12:26:47 · answer #7 · answered by discretelycontinuous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋