A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
2006-06-19 04:56:00 · 20 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh dear, some men don't learn that until at least 6months after the wedding. He learnt early, ha ha ha. good one.
2006-06-19 09:03:07 · answer #1 · answered by abi_sweetgirl23 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that's OK but what if the wife is bigger than the husband
the parts of the body are arguing over who is the boss
the brain says I'm as i do all the thinking
the eyes say i am as i see everything
the stomach says i am as i digest all tho food
then the *** hole says i am and all the other parts laugh
so the asshole closes tight the stomach starts to churn the eyes start to roll and the brain shuts down
which goes to prove you don't need a brain eyes or guts to be the boss just be an asshole
2006-06-19 12:31:39 · answer #2 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She who holds that panties controls the FAMILY jewels.
2006-06-19 12:01:01 · answer #3 · answered by Tammy G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good on her. I wonder if wifebasher is reading this joke?
2006-06-19 12:01:08 · answer #4 · answered by happyflamepepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic and how right you are. I know the feeling.
2006-06-19 12:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by Simon P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!ha ha
2006-06-19 12:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by foxychick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow thats funny
2006-06-19 12:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lady of course
2006-06-19 12:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by wonder woman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA hell yeah
2006-06-19 12:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen that's how it should be men listen to us !!!!! lol
2006-06-19 12:08:50 · answer #10 · answered by midnightsmokerchic23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋