A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true.
"Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!"
So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"
The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
2006-06-19 04:47:42 · 30 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tehehehehe....funny.....probably wouldn't.....but would laugh at it after a long explanation....hehehe
2006-06-19 05:07:58 · answer #1 · answered by mac 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
cute joke. No, I probably wouldn't believe him. I would know better than to call someone to the room and lie beside them on the bed and trust in fate not to let my husband come bursting in at that moment. I would know he would expect me to go to him first for help, or at least call him to let him know what was going on before calling the manager,which would be proper. FYI
2006-06-19 11:55:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's apparent he is lying because if he is really the manager he would know if there was a train track next to the hotel.
2006-06-19 11:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If both parties were clothed and seemed to just be laying there without movement, then yes, I would believe him. Then again, I'm a bit of a sucker....I mean I tend to believe the best in people...yeah, that's it.... ;-)
2006-06-19 11:52:40 · answer #4 · answered by qtee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a chance I would punch him very hard for being so bloomin cheeky lol.
I wouldn't know that he was telling the truth after all.
2006-06-19 11:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by Kirsty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
throw the managers wife in there and make it reaaaal interesting
2006-06-19 12:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by sarasugar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i guess to believe them i'll have to wait for the train to pass again to see for myself
2006-06-19 11:56:02 · answer #7 · answered by novacane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke, ha ha ha. In answer to your question though , no i don't think i would believe him.
2006-06-19 11:51:11 · answer #8 · answered by happyflamepepper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she was right... he got thrown to the floor
2006-06-19 18:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-06-19 11:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow thats funny, probably wont believe him
2006-06-19 11:52:22 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋