. With a little effort, you could pull the bags under your eyes over your head.
2. When the professor calls out your name during attendance, you rhythmically cry out "In da' house!"
3. Your dirty laundry has become the closest thing to wall-to-wall carpeting.
4. Every study group you join gets fed up with your need to take a break for techno and grinding.
5. All your stories begin with, "I was so wasted..."
6. Your Native American name would've been "Man of Running Body Fluids."
7. You refer to sunlight as a "that bright ****."
8. You look forward to the weekdays as a time to relax.
9. Whenever you see a blinking "Do Not Walk" sign, you think how great it would look if you were on ecstasy.
10. All your stories end with, "...and that's when everything got blurry."
2006-06-19 04:38:08 · 13 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You see yourself on a missing persons poster with an appeal from your parents to get in touch.
2006-06-19 05:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by malcy 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Thats good!
I thought of one- you begin to look uncannily like Paris Hilton.
2006-06-19 06:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by Skull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA
"Man of Running Body Fluids." thats funny.
....wow,im tiered......
2006-06-19 09:34:52 · answer #3 · answered by Limeatron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha dude these are sweet! They freakin brilliant!
2006-06-19 05:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by Spirit Of The Hawk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo. I laughed so hard, that I woke up my daughter.
2006-06-19 05:00:37 · answer #5 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one too
2006-06-19 04:51:36 · answer #6 · answered by Kjo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow interesting
2006-06-19 04:53:34 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like #2
2006-06-19 05:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-06-19 04:52:22 · answer #9 · answered by Werido3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the morning you wake up and say -hi ...who are you again ?
2006-06-19 11:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋