A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
"There ain't no way they can catch a Corvette," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 130 and finally 150 with the light still behind him. "What the hell am I doing?" he finally thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't particularly feel like doing more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Off you go," said the officer.
2006-06-19 04:27:50 · 15 answers · asked by tone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard it before, but I bet the person that put a similar joke out there will not be happy. Probally call you a copycat. Anyways, yours is in the correct format. YEA, YEA.
2006-06-19 04:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-06-19 04:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by danjohnhiles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!keep sharing such
2006-06-19 04:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by Rinky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap I have not heard that excuse yet but that is funny.
2006-06-19 04:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...heard it before tho!
2006-06-19 05:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by foxychick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! That was great! Never heard it before either!
2006-06-19 04:39:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!good one. obviously not real but funny all the same!
2006-06-19 04:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
true. i havent heard this one before. funny one too. nice.
2006-06-19 04:44:35 · answer #8 · answered by j o s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow nice
2006-06-19 04:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by Werido3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God, that's f*ckin awesome dude
2006-06-19 04:44:26 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋