yes you guys...I just ate a HUGE piece of carrot cake...enuff for 2 pple...my diet is ruined for the day.....the calorie gods are angry......and I fear that if I continue they will strike me in the buttocks and the thighs...(even though I am so skinny that I look like a toothpick with hair ) lol BUT I shall immediatly atone by drinking a diet coke ....glug..glug...I cant help it though...that banana bread brought out the inner primate within me...Ill be outside swinging on our swingset until you guys respond...any advice accepted...just try to be nice plz
2006-06-19 04:15:50 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
From Talk dark heretic man:
Your question is senual and it intrigues me.I will think pleasant thoughts about you today.You are beautiful and not fat.Just consume some raw veg. and water.Try to focus on your fit self,and fit personality.Staying focused on bringing the inside of you to the surface will help with staying focused.
Have a good one;
Jim.
2006-06-19 04:20:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 07:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, sorry for your sin! That is really rough, and you have a right to be afraid, very afraid. However, I think you fear the wrong gods...it is the carrot cake gods that will strike you down in an act of vengeance on their fallen carrot cake brethren. So you better hide from them, I hear they are a vicious lot!
2006-06-19 04:20:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe avoid the diet coke.... the caffeine seems to have an adverse affect on you. Furthermore why would you be on a diet if you are so skinny? Do you have an eating disorder? Lastly, you should embrace your inner primate... I think it's healthier to be out swinging than staring at a mirror.
2006-06-29 12:34:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How come the swingset? I thought your daddy could fly... Couldn't you join him? It's a great way to burn off extra calories...
P.S. Diet Coke is not a sacrament... God prefers natural sugars...
2006-06-19 09:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should probably confess your sins to the Calorie Gods about the cake.
But the Atheists wont care, because they don't believe in your God.
2006-06-19 04:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by rxqueen♥ † 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
diet coke is not the proper way to atone.
you need to eat carrots to atone for the carrot cake.
2006-06-19 04:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by Aleks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which was is carrot cake or banana bread? I'm not atheist though!
2006-06-19 04:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by Punky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, you think confessing your sins to atheists makes sense> You are mocking religion here. I am personally offended, not that you care. Why not read and STUDY the Bible?
2006-07-01 01:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a little confused here... was it carrot cake or bananna bread?
2006-06-19 04:20:11 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Di-USA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋