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What are the reasons dog becomes the man's best friend...? What are the reasons "it" becomes the man's worst enemy?

2006-06-19 03:49:12 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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They are a man's best friend because no matter what mood you are in, the dog is there for you. If you have a house dog, have you ever noticed how when your crying the dog will walk up to you and put his/her head on your lap?? They are so lovable.

A man's worst enemy is himself. They try to blame it on us women but its not our fault that they do things wrong.

Now, diamonds are a girls best friend and a cat is a woman's worst enemy. Even though cats are trained to go to the litter box you still have to clean it out but when a dog is house trained, he/she will go outside.

2006-06-19 04:27:52 · answer #1 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 1 0

Pres. Bush is Mans' worst enemy

2006-07-02 09:11:41 · answer #2 · answered by GrandmaW 3 · 0 0

Man's worst enemy is the government.

2006-06-30 02:42:03 · answer #3 · answered by Jane D 4 · 0 0

Man's worst enemy is himself. Think about it. It is so true.

A dog is a man's best friend because the dog is faithful, loving without judging, will die to defend his/her master, and in bad times, in times when the master is sad, the dog is there as a faithful, loyal friend mouring with its master.

No other animal can ever be to man what a dog is.

AND.. I own both dogs and cats. I love my cats, too. They are a different creature than dogs, but they, too, love me and are very affectionate. They are darn mischievious at times and kinda wreck the place, but...I love 'em anyway.

They are like kids to me; my family. My dogs AND my cats.

2006-07-02 16:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas C 4 · 0 0

Hidden Evil Desires,himself

2006-06-30 21:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by shaikhmohdmusa 4 · 0 0

Man's worst enemy is himself.

2006-06-30 22:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by busybody12 5 · 0 0

Woman is man's worst enemy.

2006-06-19 03:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Outside of a dog the book is mans best friend, Inside of a dog it is too dark to read. That is the only conclusion that I can think of.

2016-05-20 02:14:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Man's worst enemy is a woman or as some say woe-man.

2006-07-01 00:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by kaykay 2 · 1 0

Man is his own worst enemy.

2006-07-02 20:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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