Why did God allow lycra?

Answer 1

It was during his yoga phase.

Answer 2

I am not sure if he was the one who authorized Lycra. He prolly signed the form, but left to much space above his sig. And some demon slipped in the current size charts without his knowledge. Lycra is a great thing on the right people.

Answer 3

Good question, though I think it is best asked:

Oh Why God... Why did you have to make Lycra suits larger than a size 12... Oh the humanity of all of those rolls! Please lord no more Lycra suits for fat chicks!!!

Answer 4

I love when the lycra presses so hard on my skin that I lose circulation.

Answer 5

God gets blamed for an aweful lot of things, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives.

And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?

In light of recent events... terrorists attacks, school shootings, etc. I think it started when the mother of Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.

Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school .The Bible says Thou Shalt Not Kill, Thou Shalt Not Steal, and Love Your Neighbour As Yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem
(Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Funny how you can send jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week!

Are you laughing? Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they WILL think of you for sending it.

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... No one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.

Answer 6

the devil made him do it :)) besides what other substance has ever so fully highlighted cellulite? i guess it deserved its day too! heres my question though...what evil forces are working on the people who manufacture tops or skirts that are wider than they are long? if you need that much fabric to go around you there should be some federal law that requires it to be long enough to cover the rest!!

Answer 7

He gave us free will and likes to give us a choice. Just say No

Answer 8

Because spandex asked nicely

Answer 9

To make fat people think they can wear smaller sizes!

Answer 10

HE is not santa.