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If they really love each other? I mean, it's better to marry than to burn , right?

2006-06-19 03:31:55 · 12 answers · asked by bitbot 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

If they really love each other? I mean, it's better to marry than to burn , right?

If so, would they have to marry within their species? Like, what about two ducks that are both ducks, like a mallard and a...um...other duck; they both quack, right?

2006-06-19 03:34:30 · update #1

If they really love each other? I mean, it's better to marry than to burn , right?

If so, would they have to marry within their species? Like, what about two ducks that are both ducks, like a mallard and a...um...other duck; they both quack, right?

2006-06-19 03:34:43 · update #2

[It would be the animals' decision, not the owners]

2006-06-19 03:38:04 · update #3

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NO! They have already overpopulated the world and are the major cause of GLOBAL WARMING!

2006-06-19 03:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0 0

My answer is this, what is going on in your life that your worried about marrying two ducks? Um, as long as we don't give them tax write-offs, sure enter Mallards into wedlock and share your family with a polar bear if you want. I'm all for it, why not.

2006-06-19 03:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by Quiet Giant 2 · 0 0

In the natural world, willing partners (whether human or not) can bind using their own free will called Free Will Choice. It is the most precious gift that the powers that be have given us. Therefore, it is not necessary to have a "priest" or "man-made church" to give their blessing. The consent between partners in the natural world is much more powerful and meaningful than any consent that can be given from any church on Earth.

2006-06-19 03:43:30 · answer #3 · answered by Firehawk 2 · 0 0

The evolutionists claim they are monkeys, or the direct descendents of monkeys, so in that sense animals already get married.

2006-06-19 03:48:30 · answer #4 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0 0

Marriage is just a licence from society to breed. It is legalised prostitution. So if that's what you want to do with your pets that's up to you.

2006-06-19 03:36:48 · answer #5 · answered by djoldgeezer 7 · 0 0

Nop, animals have insticts and don't respect law nor religion, specially when is spring time!

2006-06-19 03:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by ernesto.guevara 3 · 0 0

Yes, but they must sign their wedding registration

2006-06-19 03:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by angelpockets 4 · 0 0

I see that the drugs have taken hold.

2006-06-19 03:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 0 0

I married my dog.

2006-06-19 03:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by broj7400 3 · 0 0

I guess your meds didn't kick in yet.

2006-06-19 03:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by 2179 4 · 0 0

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