Who's better looking, me or Mary Magdalene?
I know, I'm better, so why won't Jesus dump that ho' for so much mo'?
Please help me convice my lover to change.
2006-06-19 02:34:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Grandma you rock! Go kick that beeyotch's @ss and show her the big JC is yo man!
2006-06-19 02:39:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 8⤊ 10⤋
Mary Magdalene
2006-06-19 09:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by Bridget 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're answering your own question.
We all know he was into SM (where do you think the crucifixion story comes from? Kidding, theists, kidding), so do something "special" to him. He'll love it and marry you in jolly wedlock instead of Mary Magdalene, and if you still can, you'll have gazillions of children, or you might adopt.
If it doesn't work, make him jealous! Sleep with Mary Magdalene instead!
2006-06-19 12:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary is hotter u look like rotten garbage but hey if you give me a younger pic of you maybe i can decide.
2006-06-19 09:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by Frankie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shouldn't even entertain this....but are you smoking crack to even ask that question?.....that is not even in the least funny.....show some respect and become a little more tasteful....if you are as old as you appear then you really need to get your priorities straight and again....be respectful!!!
2006-06-19 09:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by Carol R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Er.... Hey look! An elephant just ran outside my window.
2006-06-19 11:14:01 · answer #6 · answered by Cain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definately you jesus was already a fool but now with this knowledge he has passed you up im more convinced that santa is the real and true one god
2006-06-19 09:38:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but glad I'm not a member of your club.
2006-06-19 09:38:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're funny, smart
And a little....you know what
2006-06-19 11:29:35 · answer #9 · answered by iulia_nne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shut up grandma
2006-06-19 09:37:45 · answer #10 · answered by lillyshamshom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi . . .grandma ... what's up? Give me a call . . .
2006-06-19 09:38:33 · answer #11 · answered by eruptive999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋