chuck norris jokes plz?

Question

i want to hear the best chuck norris jokes if u can send me a chuck norris joke that i have never heard that is FUNNY i will select ur answer as best answer. can u tell me one that i have never heard before?

Answer 1

some people eat frog legs, chuck norris eats lizard legs, hense snakes.

when chuck norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

chuck norris can slame a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.

Answer 2

Chuck Norris actually died 10 yrs ago, the Grim Reaper was too scared to tell him.
When Chuck Norris sleeps, the light is on, not because he's afraid of the dark, it's because the dark is afraid of him.
The Boogieman checks in his closet to make sure Chuck Norris isn't hiding there.

Answer 3

Jack Bayer wears Chuck Norris pyjamas!

Answer 4

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer but he has never cried

The CN Tower is Chuck Norris' middle finger from the grave

Answer 5

Never ask Chuck Norris to play a game of "Sorry!" It will only end in tears. Yours.

Answer 6

you know chuck norris' favorite vegetable is terry schiavo!