2006-06-19 01:34:38 · 17 answers · asked by leopardman 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus will be a 300 pound homeless, Asian, lesbian, midget with a lisp and the TRUE believers will recognize him/her as THE source of unconditional love.
Those who don't will be doomed to wander the Earth looking for her/him by personally meeting EVERY person on the planet, getting to know and love them until they finally meet him/her and see the truth.
2006-06-19 01:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by Mimi Di 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Messiah must be Jewish - was Jewish, still Jewish and will remain Jewish. He wont even be Christian, but Jewish. Christian means Christ-like.., since he is the model for Christianity.
NOTE: Jesus never called his followers, Christians. Christian is a term that originated from Antioch, and was intended as a kind of slam against Followers of the Way (the "Way" being Jesus). Instead of being an insult, followers embraced it - proud to be compared to Christ.
To be a real Christian - one has to realize he is adopted into the chosen of God.., i.e., adopted Jews, no matter what race a Christian is - they are still adopted Jews. Of that I have no shame.
2006-06-19 01:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this question! It really brings up a lot of issues with the man who is supposed to be the universal representative of all humankind. I probably would vote for Mimi Di's response!
So, you have to assume that 1) he existed as some sort of supernatural only son of God, and 2) that he has the mission and capability to return to earth. Gosh I'm sorry but I don't believe any of that, so I'm going to pass and go with Mimi Di for humor's sake.
2006-06-19 02:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by idspudnik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was born a Jew.
When He comes back He will come as a King of kings. A high priest. A Lamb to the chosen. A Lion to those that have rejected Him.
2006-06-19 01:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd have to be here first before he can "come back". And there is NO evidence that anyone remotely like this person ever existed outside of the pages of a book of bronze-age jewish mythology. None.
2006-06-19 01:43:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well as I have read the Holy Bible I feel that Jesus will come wid His whole Glory and Power
2006-06-19 01:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by Mellesa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is your answer;
Mt 17:1 And after six days Jesus taketh Peter, James, and John his brother, and bringeth them up into an high mountain apart,
Mt 17:2 And was transfigured before them: and his face did shine as the sun, and his raiment was white as the light.
2006-06-19 02:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by His eyes are like flames 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever one He wants to, He's Jesus for pete's sake! Seriously, I'm thinking it'll be kinda like Pentecost (you know when everyone heard the disciples speaking their own language?) and everyone will see Him as they need to, in order to believe.
2006-06-19 01:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by kiddo shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arabic, what else could he be? He comes from the Israeli/Palestinian region, which is the Middle East, old Arabia etc etc. Arabic.
2006-06-19 01:38:16 · answer #9 · answered by thomas p 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont you even get it? It's not going to matter. *Rolls Eyes*
2006-06-19 01:50:11 · answer #10 · answered by batsey99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋