2006-06-19 00:59:46 · 16 answers · asked by meta-morph-in-oz 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Urinate in the punch then go home..
Revenge is sweet
2006-06-19 01:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by cat rat 2 · 10⤊ 3⤋
what do i do if I get poked in the eye with a burnt stick at a dinner party?
You flop yourself on the ground and roll around screaming "help meh....help meh....my eye....I can't see.....my eye....help meh...awwwww mercy......I can't see............help!!....help!!!
who ever poked you in the eye will leave in a hurry so they don't go to jail and then you and your remaining eye can have a good time at the party.
2006-06-19 09:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a sore eye, and a lot of jokes about how the dinner is better than a sharp stick in the eye.
2006-06-19 08:01:16 · answer #3 · answered by thale138 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suggest that next time your hostess use forks.
Oops, now those could really poke out an eye! Better use spoons.
2006-06-19 08:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by vanwoman06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burnt sticks - Dinner parties... don't go together!!?
2006-06-19 08:03:58 · answer #5 · answered by Paige 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You thank the hostess for her hospitality, excuse yourself, and depart to the emergency...and think twice about accepting an invitation from that household again.
2006-06-19 08:05:57 · answer #6 · answered by magnamamma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better have the injury checked out by a doctor, it might be serious.
2006-06-19 08:01:33 · answer #7 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scream on top of your lungs to scare the hell out of the person who did it.
2006-06-19 11:38:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn the other eye.
2006-06-19 08:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you do after, the first thing you're gonna do is SCREAAAAAAAM!
Go to the ER
Toodles
2006-06-19 08:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by MarQus1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dial 911 and pray to God that you don't loose your eye. :(
2006-06-19 08:03:30 · answer #11 · answered by Kooties 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋