Macs By Graves!!!
Comments please?
2006-06-19 00:59:19 · 14 answers · asked by Amanda C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh OK some people dont 'get it'.....As in...... Max Bygraves
2006-06-19 02:05:48 · update #1
i'd expect that from a bb watcher, and you may be lovely but your jokes aren't. three poos in a pan, how do you know which one is the musketeer? the dark tan one, what do you think of that?
2006-06-19 01:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Woman goes into a vets with a dead parrot. She's crying her eyes out so the vet agrees to look at the parrot.
Vet - "I'm sorry, but the parrots dead"
Woman - "It can't be [sob], Polly's been [sob] in my family for [sob] years, she can't [sob] be dead"
Vet - "I'm sorry, but she is"
Woman - "[sob] Is there anything [sob] you can do?"
The vet goes off and comes back with a labrador. The dog sniffs the parrot, looks up at the vet and shakes it head. The woman's still crying, so the vet goes and gets a cat. It sniffs the parrot, looks at the vet and shakes its head too. While the woman is still crying, the vet starts typing at the computer.
Couple of minutes later, the vet hands the woman a bill for £300. The woman suddenly get really angry.
Woman: "What do you think you're doing? My parrot's dead, and you're charging me £300?"
Vet: "Well, if you'd listened to me it would have just been £20, but you did insist on a lab report and a cat scan!!!"
2006-06-19 08:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by HiFi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke, but i think i understand it because i'm Welsh!
Non Welsh people wont have a clue who Max Bygraves is.
2006-06-19 10:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sara Jayne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a dirty hair-styling tool at the bottom of the ocean?
Hairy Sea Comb
Sorry...I just made that up
2006-06-19 08:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by blearyboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny. And I'm not even Welsh...
2006-06-19 14:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Titter, giggle!
2006-06-19 08:02:41 · answer #6 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck are you talking about?
2006-06-19 08:04:25 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-06-19 09:53:14 · answer #8 · answered by maria p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
digging crew
2006-06-19 19:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry dont get it
2006-06-19 08:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by km 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋