If muslim heaven is offering 72 virgins per martyr, what does the christian heaven offer? Unlimited pizza? 100 free channels on cable? A house by the beach? What?
BTW, where do they get all those virgins? They're dead virgins, right? Otherwise they wouldn't be in Islamic heaven. What is it with the obsession with virgins anyway? If a nice young woman who'd had one or two boyfriends applied for a harem position in Islam heaven, would she be turned away? Maybe she could she get into a harem where the martyr had stuffed up and only killed himself, no innocent bystanders.
Female martyrs? Do they get 72 male virgins? Or gay martyrs ... ?
2006-06-18
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I think they misread it. Personally, I think it says: "72 bottles of virgin olive oil per martyr." I think that the text was just old and decrepit and some of the words were missing. And what did these virgins do to have to spend the rest of eternity with a terrorist?
2006-06-18 19:04:58
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answered by cowboy_bebop_ed2000 3
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Fact number one: Christians, who where the true followers of Jesus (PBUH) before the coming of Muhammad (PBUH), will go to heaven , which Muslims , the followers of Muhammad (PBUH) will go to the same heaven.
Fact number two: those how get to heaven, not only Muslims, will have the virgins.
Fact number three: those virgins are the creation of Allah ( God), and they will be perpetual virgins all the time.
Fact number four: women in heaven will not get 72 men, the will much more cleaner that you could imagine.
2006-06-18 19:42:28
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answered by Abdulhaq 4
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Don't know if that's what it says in the Qu'ran, Hadith, etc... but hey... whatever. But, yeesh. My family's from the Middle-East (as well as Europe). Even THEY are obsessed with the idea of virgins used for sex; it's "ooh-la-la."
If you ask me... it's stupid. A man is SUPPOSED to (and encouraged to) have sex with as many women in his life before he gets married... but when he gets married... she has to be a virgin. So let me get this... in the middle east, is there like a 25-1 woman-man ratio? Why are so many men allowed to have sex but so many women discouraged? Are the women who have sex professionals...? As in, are they prostitutes in local harems?
Hell, I should join Islam and become a martyr. Then when I get to heaven and I'm offered my selection of 72 male-female-camel-dog-&-sheep virgins... I'll have a ton of sex and play cards afterwards. THAT's heaven. :-)
2006-06-18 19:15:03
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answered by masterdeath01 4
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They get the same as the Christian males. So do the females, gays and all others who need a heaven.
2006-06-18 19:09:01
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answered by wefields@swbell.net 3
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good day you - has it truly been that long? some thing approximately this replace into ringing some bells... lol Sorry, checklist! very sturdy question. perchance the ladies get the mummy of All severe domicile Makeovers, additionally referred to as Re-Virginizing, then they could settle for away, back. No center can charge needed.
2016-10-31 02:54:53
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answered by ? 4
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i'm still trying to figure out what happens after you have had all of your virgins. i mean once they're gone do you get more or do they magically get there virginity back.
2006-06-18 19:07:29
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answered by Anonymous
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lol.
Wait, they said virgins right... they didn't say female virgins? Could all be male virgins, lol. that'll show em
2006-06-18 19:04:18
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answered by uofgleam 3
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they have no education, its not that they are barbaric, their minds are those of children. too bad they cannot be talked into jumping off the brooklyn bridge instead of blowing it up!
2014-08-28 09:31:07
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answered by Steven 1
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hey. mohummid is not(pbu) go away. its allahlies.
go. leave. featherless anguls with poo on your head.
2006-06-18 19:08:14
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answered by wonderdog 2
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