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My Daddy flies and hovers all around the skies. He made the chicken AND the egg...He made us from the fine and healthy dirt...our bodiez that is...and then breathed into our noses His breath of life...He hovers over us now...and flies around the galaxies...He made us His little children...we ran away and got lost..we fell and caught sinz sickness...but He ran and scooped us up...if we will hop right in His arms...by asking Jesus into our hearts...My daddy is God...and he can fly....Hes flying in my heart as His face shines on me...Hes so beautiful...Jesus is His Son..

2006-06-18 18:58:55 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I didn't know your Daddy could fly. If your Daddy can fly, can your Daddy bake a pie? If He can then He's a heck of a Guy. If He can't that's okay, because neither can I (Well not a Godly pie). I think your Daddy's sense of humour leans to the dry, I expect I'll find Him laughing when I finally die. What more do you need, you have God flying your heart; you are honoured to escape the confusion; I am trapped on the ground by logic; so must I forever walk? There is more to this I think, a glimmer of what is yet to be; culled from what never was; most curious; faith must sustain when reason fails. Faith triumphs over all obstacles and your joy is infectious. It is my prayer for you that you never lose this gift you've been granted, a gift I can not accept; but one that I can respect none the less.

2006-06-23 21:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No dude, youre perplexing 2 diverse species. Daddy lengthy legs- or Harvestmen, as they are huge-spread in the united kingdom- are those with effective venom, yet fangs too short to chew a man or woman. Crane flies, which seem style of like a flying daddy lengthy legs, are a species that feed one nectar in reality. they don't seem carnivorous, and they do no longer have fangs, or a stinger, or the different ability to look after themselves. The women have a device on their abdomens for depositing eggs. It seems style of like a stinger, even though it really is not one, and would do no damage in any respect.Daddy lengthy legs-spiders can no longer fly. Crane flies do not even stay lengthy sufficient to eat. distinctive the species of crane flies stay lengthy sufficient to mate, and not some thing better. Theres isn't any reason to concern both species. Oh, and they don't eat mosquitos. that's a delusion.

2016-10-14 07:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can your daddy create a rock that is too heavy for him to pick up?

Which one did he make first, the chicken OR the egg?

I've spoken to your daddy, but he's never answered me. I thought I saw him once, but I think I was having an episode.

Is perfection really a paradigm for beauty? Aren't human beings beautiful because of our flaws? Isn't that what makes us human? Isn't being human amoral and beautiful? What is perfection, and if perfection is God rather than God being perfect, then what is God? Who defines perfection? Is perfection absent of malaise?

I tend to find beauty when beauty has a hairlip. I think beauty is beauty, when beauty is imperfect. It's a wonderful balance, it really is.

I will agree that love is the key.

2006-06-23 19:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I noticed something interesting about my arts and humanities advisees: they can't handle math or science. Now to your credit, I also noticed that my engineering advisees dislike poetry. They usually say it's an impractical waste of time.

To teach the symetrical the beauty of asymetry and the asymetrical the beauty of symetry?

I am a herder of cats...

2006-06-19 04:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0 0

The previous responses have been quite funny. It was a joy to read them. Though they were not possible without the post of your question. So I thank you as well. But, do you not know that there are those who begged and cried out for jesus to come into their hearts, until they drowned to death in their sinful sickness.. It is sad, and disturbing to the human mind and heart. That a god may say he loves you as he strikes down all that is precious too you.. Don't forget that your father is proud and jealous.. short tempered and vengeful.. Though who are we to want more for ourselves? How selfish of me to want to be without pain? How selfish of me to want to be with pleasure? How very selfish.. too want to be proud and jealous...

2006-06-18 20:32:47 · answer #5 · answered by kerbourchardalan 2 · 0 0

If your daddy can fly then it's time to get off the acid.

2006-06-18 19:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by korngoddess1027 5 · 0 0

Apparently your Great Bearded Sky Daddy didn't teach you how to spell. Do you really believe all that mythology? So sad....

2006-06-19 03:49:44 · answer #7 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0 0

The Flying Spaghetti Monster can fly also, what's your point?

2006-06-18 19:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Big deal, my daddy is Bill Gates.

2006-06-18 19:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by JUNK MAN 3 · 0 0

SO THERE YOU ARE, POLLYANNA!! I was wondering what happened to you!! It's okay, sit down, take a deep breath, and see if you can repeat that Grimm's Fairy Tale again for us!!

2006-06-18 19:03:37 · answer #10 · answered by Rebooted 5 · 0 0

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