1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd lines.>
2006-06-18 18:39:54 · 8 answers · asked by vim 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a good one!! didn't see it coming
2006-06-18 19:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pickin' da duece
2006-06-19 01:43:29 · answer #2 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!! glad my name isn't Bob
2006-06-19 01:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! I like it!
2006-06-19 01:51:07 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old.
2006-06-19 03:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D great one!
2006-06-19 01:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never fails to please! What an ingenious boss. :)
2006-06-19 05:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by Leah S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha......amazing
Cheers!!!
2006-06-19 01:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋