Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
2006-06-18 18:34:34 · 24 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA
nice n clean joke
2006-06-18 18:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by crazychahat 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
not really an answer, but another joke.
An old couple were starting to forget things, so they went to their doctor to see if he could help. he told em to write the stuff down so they wouldnt forget.
About a month later, the woman is in the living room and asks her husband for some ice creak and sprinkles.
she asks him if he needs to write it down, and being a guy, says No! its only ice cream! i can remember that!
About 20 mins later, he comes out with some bacon and eggs, and the old woman looks at it and says" You forgot my coffee"
2006-06-18 18:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by soccer_freek_82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow a clean joke, thx tht was funny. Keep them clean jokes coming.
2006-06-19 02:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that! HA HA Good old-fashioned clean joke.
2006-06-18 18:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by Marina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-31 02:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just quit man
2006-06-18 18:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really good! if you make those up yourself you should put that in a comic and if you draw or have a friend that draw ya'll should put those in a magazine blog or newspaper! that was great!
2006-06-18 18:41:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-06-18 18:35:54 · answer #8 · answered by heart_xavier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, clean one
2006-06-18 18:36:43 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, nice, and clean!
2006-06-18 18:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by vim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋