Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.
"Hey, Antonio," said Luigi. "Where you been for the past two weeks ? No one seen you around."
"Dona talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna jail."
"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been in jail ?"
"Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna dis beach, and the cops come, arrest me and throw me inna jail."
"But dey dona throw you in jail just for lying onna da beach!", Luigi countered.
"Yeah, but dis beach was screamin' and akickin' and ayellin'!"
2006-06-18 18:28:46 · 11 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oi! lol
2006-06-18 18:38:13 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cool.
2006-06-19 03:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! that was a very chic joke i liked it it's very chic and funny and cool tell more jokes like that that one was cool!
2006-06-19 01:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gawd thats sooooo funny i actually laughed LOL keep em coming! ^_^
2006-06-19 01:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by Confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! hahaha.... dats funnie, i actually laughed out loud.... then my brother who is watchin tv sumwhere behind me, looked at me funnie and said "stoopid crazy homocidal gurl"
2006-06-19 01:32:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ryukotsei A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10+
--- LeeeN
2006-06-19 02:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-06-19 01:33:20 · answer #7 · answered by heart_xavier 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he i like it
2006-06-19 01:38:41 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's awesome! lol
2006-06-19 01:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by Muse1984 aka MayaRose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha naughty one.....but i like it!!
2006-06-19 01:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋