i reported my findings at the community meeting now people think I am retard?

Question

I volunteer for the community watch and come to the town meeting to report every week. Being that a midget man lives next door to me, I definitely wanted to keep an eye out. (read my 360 blong). i just no he is terrorist! i have teh proof! when i told them this they asked me what my mentoal history wuz ---OHMYGOD, OHmyGOD dose taht matter now??????? --- there issa midget man suicide balmer livin' next door and he could go off@ any tyhme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Hello! OMG Y will no1 lissen oaugh! i mean i yam fine...inknedad help!...like help 2 catchs thisa midget!! help meh!

Answer 1

Midget suicide bombers do not have the same explosive yield as a normal size suicide bomber. They tend to give off a small pop, some smoke and that's pretty much it. Maybe this is why no one is taking you seriously. As a matter of fact, if he goes off in the middle of a busy intersection, you may not even notice it. So relax and keep your eyes out for the big suicide bombers.

Answer 2

Remeber my steps for suksess over midgets? Just repeat those, but this time sit in his bushes again and only look at him and try that.

Answer 3

hey slow down take the nice -nice pill and call for a counselor and then go to emotions anonymous and get fre help or just do the same thing next time you report imsure they willrespond apropriately

Answer 4

They do have medication available for people like yourself. Seek out a licensed professional psychiatrist who can write you the prescription you so desperately need.

Answer 5

a suicide balmer?I think you need spell check

Answer 6

Lock yourself in your house and stay there where it's nice and safe.

Answer 7

Take two aspirin and DON'T call me in the morning!!!!!

Answer 8

ignore him

Answer 9

you sure are blond