A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas and are forced to stop at a farmer's house.
The farmer gladly accommodates them, but tells them that there are only two extra beds, so one person will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu says, "I'm humble, I will sleep in the barn." So, he goes out to the barn.
In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door.
It's the Hindu. He says "There is a cow in the barn. It's against my beliefs to sleep with a cow."
So, the Rabbi says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn."
A few minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it's the Rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is a pig, and there is a pig in the barn.
So, the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn.
A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow...
2006-06-18 18:16:32 · 11 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe...i like your jokes, they are giving me a good laugh for today!
2006-06-18 18:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by angel 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A Doctor, a priest and a lawyer are all called to a dying client's house. The rich old man says to the lawyer, the Doctor and Priest being witnesses, "I want to take it all with me. I don't want me vulture relatives to get a cent. Liquidate all my assets. That should come to near three million dollars. I want you each to hold a satchel with a million dollars in cash inside.When the time comes to fill in the hole, toss the satchels down after me."
In due time, the old man dies. Much to his relative's chagrin, his last request is honored and the satchels are thrown into the grave.
Later, the Doctor, lawyer and priest are in a bar, hoisting a toast to their old client. After a moment's silence the priest says, "Well, now, boys, I know this is unusual, but I'm going to confess to you, rather than the other way round. With my orphanage needing a new roof, I just couldn't toss all that money away. I confess I took out enough to re-roof the orphanage."
The Doctor says, "I'm so glad you said that. I felt the same way and took out enough money to fund my free clinich for a year."
The Doc and Priest look expectantly at the lawyer, but the lawyer is insensed! He says, "I can't belive that you two, off all people tampered with a man's dying wish. If that's not sacrosanct, what is? I'll have you know that at the bottom of that grave, inside my satchel is my personal check for the entire million..."
2006-06-18 18:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means the lawyer swindled them out of the barn! It was pretty funny!
2016-05-20 01:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad joke, try again later.
2006-06-18 18:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2006-06-18 22:49:27 · answer #5 · answered by Leah S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the lawger talk to much
2006-06-18 18:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by rnd1938 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what did they say?
2006-06-18 19:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah... good one
2006-06-18 18:28:14 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and lemme guess, you're the lwayer, right?!
2006-06-18 18:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by Śćĕņįĉ мąššąćŗĕ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Keep it up.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 19:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋