2006-06-18 18:14:37 · 14 answers · asked by Does Heaven Have a Sportsbook? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Be sure to check the roll for ample amounts of toilet tissue.
2. Rock back and forth, this will help you excrete the waste.
3. Read your mail.
2006-06-18 18:38:07 · answer #1 · answered by Eagleman 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Make sure there is still Tissue Paper left on the roll.
2006-06-19 01:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by AngelInPink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of the song "push it reel good" i ur head, and everytime u say push, push the **** out a little more, and eventually it'll all come out
2006-06-19 01:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by kYM 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think about 2 points for this stupid question
2006-06-19 01:35:46 · answer #4 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sit on the toilet and read the comics.
2006-06-19 01:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by Mic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sit.
2006-06-19 01:25:13 · answer #6 · answered by GAH1949 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
READ A BOOK
2006-06-19 03:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by thfcsydney 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make up a poem.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-19 02:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by LiN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just be sure to pull your head out of your *ss beforehand... if you wish to re-insert afterwords, that's your call, bub.
2006-06-19 01:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by Oliver Kloz-Hoff 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
read the newspaper... talk on the phone... relax
2006-06-19 01:20:47 · answer #10 · answered by likes_to_stay_anonymous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋