A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states 'This bull mated 50 times last year.' The wife turns to her husband and says, 'He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!.'
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: 'This bull mated 65 times last year.' The wife turns to her husband and says, 'This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!'
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: 'This bull mated 365 times last year.' The wife's mouth drops open and says, 'WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!! You could really learn from this one.'
The annoyed man turns to his wife and says, 'Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow?!'
2006-06-18 18:13:06 · 16 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dude , It was good as multiple orgasm.
2006-06-18 22:05:52 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha that is a good one!!!
Totally sums up some guys personalities! (sorry, no offence to the nice guys out there!)
2006-06-18 18:28:38 · answer #2 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! hahaha!!! dats hilarious! but i have one question... how much does a bull mate reallie in one year? (not to sound perverted)
2006-06-18 18:16:46 · answer #3 · answered by Ryukotsei A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-06-18 18:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one, but I still love it.
2006-06-18 18:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL really nice
2006-06-18 18:58:50 · answer #6 · answered by crazychahat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-06-18 19:48:35 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before but god damn it is still funny.
2006-06-18 19:56:31 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-06-18 18:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by amani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-06-20 03:38:58 · answer #10 · answered by babykhi16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋