2006-06-18 18:05:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I've paid for worse.
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No, your not pretty yet.
- In response to to question; "Haven't you had enough to drink?"
2006-06-18 18:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by 1235 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"So where do you get a dress that looks like a shower curtain?"
"How dare you start talking to me without buying me a beer first?"
"You can't date me because I am already dating myself. I'm into me."
"I didn't ask you to dance. I said, You look fat in those pants."
Splash her with beer and say, "Let's take you home and get you out of those wet clothes."
"Why don't you go home, shave yourself, and think about me."
"Just lie back and pretend your ankles hate each other."
2006-06-19 01:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by 3 Card 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go get me a beer and a sandwich
2006-06-19 01:07:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's something funny I heard. hehe "Hey, baby. Wanna see what's hangin'?" LOL
2006-06-19 01:13:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay the blank away from my blankin' husband...
2006-06-19 01:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by coorissee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thank god for the day you were born!- dedicated to my wife.
2006-06-19 01:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by The Thinker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I love you." - Three words. Three words that show you do care, and are compassionate for the person you love.
2006-06-19 01:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by SparksD2145 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bf told me this:
The moment i saw you, i told myslef, 'I'm gonna make you my wife.'
2006-06-19 02:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by meiji_princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"From the moment I saw you, I knew I wanted to know you."
2006-06-19 01:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by cute_valley_boys 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive had better =)
2006-06-19 01:09:17 · answer #10 · answered by kgsm 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋