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2006-06-18 17:58:17 · 18 answers · asked by liz 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

Because the fridge is already full.

2006-06-18 18:05:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I would consider regularly visiting the toilet. Toilets are marvelous inventions, and sometimes you can get rid of unwanted household objects by depositing them into the bowl and pressing down the handle conveniently located on the front of the unit. Yesterday, I flushed a moth-chewed sweater down.

2006-06-18 18:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by Does Heaven Have a Sportsbook? 6 · 0 0

Our bodies eliminate waste via the bladder and the colon. In today's civilization most people use the commode in a bathroom to rid themselves of this toxic waste. In using a commode or toilet, you are depositing the waste material in a place that is much more sanitary than other options. In doing this you and others will be healthier and happier.

2006-06-18 18:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by Eagleman 3 · 0 0

Yea...good ques! dont go to the 'toilet' ...go somewhere else....wherever u like to release urself the most!lol

2006-06-18 18:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

why do u eat?coz,u r hungry.The same way,why do u go to the toilet?coz,it's hungry!simple.

2006-06-18 18:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ur first ever question and fantastic too needs lot of pondering as well

2006-06-18 18:02:01 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

Nature call

2006-06-18 18:01:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So all the crap comes out. Or else it would make it all rot inside and thats bad.

2006-06-18 18:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by dog_hell_red 5 · 0 0

NO!!! please dont go to the toilet!!! oh please!!! they will kill you in the toilet!!!! toilet is a place they use to punish and torture people labled as enemies of the state!!! please, dont even get near that darn toilet!!!!

2006-06-18 18:33:51 · answer #9 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0 0

OH TOUGH ONE..

IF U R IN A HARRY, DON'T GO ANYWHERE, YOUR PANTS WILL DO THE TRICK...!

2006-06-18 18:00:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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