Good Mrng all - try this funny stuff?

Question

It was two o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh
hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming.
'Please come quickly!' she yelled, 'I just saw a naked man outside my window!!!'
The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room.
'Where is he?' asked the receptionist.
'He's over there,' replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel.
The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment.
'It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to bed,' she said reassuringly. 'And how do you know he's naked, you can only see him from the waist up?'
'The dressing table, honey!' screamed the old lady.
'Try standing on the dressing table!'

Answer 1

Pd is back with another fine joke! lockerridge thumbs^up rating for this one friend. LOL!
Here is a short one to start the day, you might have heard it before , but you can hear it again and not get bored may be?

2 potatoes are standing against the wall.
How can you tell the one who is the prostitute potato from the one who isn't?

The prostitute potato has a sticker on it that reads I DA Ho!

Tee Hee! and away I go.........................

Answer 2

the little old lady was standing on the dressing table to see the man with no pants on . did i get it right?

Answer 3

Awww, the little old lady just wants some booty too...

Answer 4

Ha ha aha Nice Lol, the old lady is nasty......Lol

Answer 5

Cute. My GRANDMA told me this one...
What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

Come over to my place I'll show you my hole

Answer 6

Enjoy life......age no barrier.

Hahahahahahaha

Cheers!!!

Answer 7

ha thats hilarious

Answer 8

roflol


--- LeeeN

Answer 9

heheh

Answer 10

Good one!!!