2006-06-18 17:14:15 · 21 answers · asked by fatkidsfighting 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!
According to the Bible, after he came out of the grave, he rose up into the sky like a savior-shaped hot-air balloon, nail scars and all. If that's a foretaste of what Christians can expect, then heaven must be like Dawn of the Dead, with everyone still having all the scars, injuries, and deformities that they had while on Earth!
2006-06-18 17:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're obviously a subscriber to the 'Jesus was a zombie' theory. There are many points of evidence for this idea- came back from the dead, usually walked places, etc.
However, there is also the vampire idea- he did tell people to drink his blood, you know. And the ghost idea- he talked about spirits a lot, and he walked on water.
The best theory I've heard so far has been that he was a combination of the three. Sort of an uber zombie-vampire-ghost.
I am a Christian myself, by the way, but I can separate humour and faith.
2006-06-18 17:20:50 · answer #2 · answered by DT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because when he died then rose it was life that he arose to. Jesus was more alive after the resurrection.
Dying He destroyed our death, rising He restored our life. Lord Jesus come in Glory.
2006-06-18 17:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by velvet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh,brother! I guess you're the product of lack of diversity in the gene pool, huh? While that is still considered acceptable in certain mountanous regions of this country...it's probably not something you would be too proud of anywhere else!.
2006-06-18 17:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by kleenupman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wasn't a zombie, and certainly not the walking undead.
But he did chase people, screaming "Souls!"
2006-06-18 17:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was never that uncool - unless you happened to be selling stuff at the temple. I was going to say that that scene made him look Irish, but now, it makes him look middle-eastern!
2006-06-18 17:29:29 · answer #6 · answered by westcoastlib 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah jesus was a joke
2006-06-18 17:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by Goodness 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I personally think he did, but the people who wrote the Bible conveniently left that out. Kinda undignified for the Son of God to do that, don't you think?
2006-06-18 17:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by Songbird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what kids do in college these days, but it sounds like you need to stop being the guinea pig for testing LSD
2006-06-18 17:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by Rollover Mikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could avoide him and kill them before he let them kill him, but then there would not be any difference between Jesus and other Killers.
Thanks.
2006-06-18 17:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋