2006-06-18 16:23:55 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wouldn't be suprised.
2006-06-18 16:25:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Yes, they do. I go to church often, and the priest talks about god pissing (he likes to use the word "urinating") into the ocen on the seventh day, because all that creating and crap made him have to take a piss. Because he got tired and sweaty while creating, and drank a lot of water. He drank SO much water, that it diluted the yellow color so the ocean is clear. If you look very hard, though, you can see a tinge of yellowish flavoring...
2006-06-18 16:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by veve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing how threatened people feel by a God that they dont believe exists. Why does the Christian belief offend you so?
Dont even think about ranting on and on about how Christians have killed more people than anyone or how many wars have been fought over it. You know that is not they way a true Christian is supposed to behave. I dont think all atheists are a dimwitted as you are do I?
2006-06-18 16:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by manonfire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh BadGod, tsk tsk tsk tsk,
Do you feel as though God has some how pissed or is presently pissing all over your life?
Sorry you feel that way, but you are blaming the wrong God, I think you should take your immediate problems up with Satan, the Devil, your Spiritual Father. He just might make things better, or at least a lot easier for you.
Good luck with that!
2006-06-19 09:21:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...well if you consider wht comes out of clouds urine and the water cycle the process of God urinating...then of course! Christians believe God created the oceans with his almighty power and now it stays replenished with the water cycle. Hope this helps! MayMay
2006-06-18 16:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by MayMay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since it is yellow and ocean isn't yellow and God has no need to eliminate waste becasue He is beyond his creation I am going to guess no. Otherwise the answer is 42.
2006-06-18 16:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course...and the same effort created acid rain, and yellow snow. it's just the sky reflecting on the sea, that makes it appear blue.
2006-06-18 16:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's awesome. I don't think it's accurate but it sounds good to me, and just as ridiculous as some of the stories from the Bible.
2006-06-18 16:28:50 · answer #8 · answered by nik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does your religion believe in that
No
Douche bag
2006-06-18 16:28:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope.. he created the oceans with his love and grace, not his piss.
go to Church, maybe then youll know about the Lord more then you do now!
2006-06-18 16:26:30 · answer #10 · answered by john h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think christians are dumb enough to believe a theory like that.
2006-06-18 16:27:38 · answer #11 · answered by lavendergrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋