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Collard Greens
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his yearly
collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because
the ground was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who used to help
him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described
his predicament.
Dear Junebugg Jankins the III,
I am feeling pretty bad because it look like I won't be able to plant my
collard green garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging
up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you
would dig the plot for me.
Love
Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Daddy Jankins,
Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
BODIES.
Love Junebugg Jankins III
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Daddy Jankins,
You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I
could do under the circumstances.
Love
Junebugg III
2006-06-18 15:00:42 · 17 answers · asked by Ginnykitty 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved this...it's clean and it's funny. Permission to share?
2006-06-18 15:05:14 · answer #1 · answered by MillwoodsGal 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
iam just suprised i have seen it again i recieved it last year around june as an email not too bad to read it for a second time
2006-06-18 22:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by brikens 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda silly but clever
2006-06-18 22:25:34 · answer #3 · answered by leftygirl_75 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
i love it!
that is ingenuity!!
2006-06-18 22:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by jubiejubejubajube 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o snap thats was a good one....surprised me...gj
2006-06-18 22:23:12 · answer #5 · answered by cuckoo meister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol aw what a sweet criminal
2006-06-18 22:19:52 · answer #6 · answered by V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-18 22:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a good chuckle
2006-06-18 22:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by shyvicki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty awesome! lmao
2006-06-18 22:04:05 · answer #9 · answered by emele ana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but not lol funny
2006-06-18 22:06:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋