what is a good answering machine message????

Question

we got a new phone and we need a funny answering machine message any ideas???

Answer 1

This is (your name here), I've made some changes in my life and if I don't call you back, you're one of 'em.

Answer 2

Hello wait a sec someones at the door be right back then wait a few seconds and come back and say in a different voice sorry (your name) isn't able to take your call at the moment just leave a message and they'll get back to as soon as possible.Then say in your voice just kidding please leave a message at the tone.

Answer 3

Just pretend that you have actually picked up the phone and that you are there talking to the other person then turn around and say sorry not home leav a msg AFTER the tom=ne and ill get back 2 u. or sumthin like that. i have that trick on my mobile.

Answer 4

Hello I am either not here or monitoring my calls., since we pay for caller id and wont take calls from blocked numbers you dont have to leave a message I already got your info, if your going to give me money I will call you back. Late

Answer 5

Record from their Tragic Kingdom cd the chorus to the No Doubt song "Spiderwebs"

"Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
leave a message
and I'll call you back"

Answer 6

1. I never check my messages, so don't bother leaving one
or
2. Hi, you've reached (enter wrong #)...please leave a message after the tone
or, my favorite...
3 Were not here...so leave a message... mother fu-BEEP!

Answer 7

"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

http://www.ateamshrine.co.uk/introduction.php

works for me

thanks,

ss

Answer 8

No one's around to pick up the phone, so leave your message after the tone!

Answer 9

This one...

"Hi you have reached (your name)...you know what to do after the beep."

or this one...

"Hi! Whats up? (wait a while) kool..well i'm not here right now so jus leave me a message..Thank-you!"

(This one always tricks people! They alwayz start talkin 2 my message...its quite funny...lol)

Answer 10

I just put Here comes Santa Clause by Elvis on mine and everyone seems to like it. I change it every couple weeks. I use different songs, or just words of wisdom (ha ha). Have fun.

Answer 11

a number of my favorites: The President isn't in his place of work at present. Please pass away your call, telephone variety, the call of the country you desire to invade, and the secret password. Vancouver Coast look after, could I help you. (Caller thinks that he/she by hazard dialed long distance. that's the Literacy Self try Hotline. After the tone, pass away your call and variety, and recite a sentence using at present's vocabulary be conscious. at present's be conscious is "supercilious". you have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, yet once you pass away your call and variety, somebody gets decrease back to you as quickly as available. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. while you're obsessive-compulsive, please press a million many times. while you're co-based, please ask somebody to press 2. in case you have dissimilar personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. while you're paranoid-delusional, all of us comprehend who you're and what you go with for. basically stay on the line until we are able to music the call. while you're schizophrenic, hear intently and somewhat voice will inform you which of them variety to press. while you're manic-depressive, it is not appropriate which variety you press. no one will answer.