k tomoro in school there is going to be this really boring assembily and it is going to be the half of my afternoon in school. and i dont want to go to that assembily,(in fact i dont want to go to school)so how can i catch a cold?
2006-06-18 14:27:41 · 11 answers · asked by Billy_Tale13 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
You can catch a cold by exposing yourself to anyone else who has a cold. The quickest way for me is to use any public water fountain. Germs always find me!
But getting a cold now won't help get you out of an assembly tomorrow. You won't start showing symptoms for a couple days.
Suck it in and go to the assembly, you might learn something.
2006-06-18 14:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by Terisu 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you want a head cold, fall asleep after a shower, don't dry off, and keep a fan blowing on your face.
Next morning, you'll feel like crap, and it will take about 7 days to get over.
Another way is to go into an office building with poor ventilation and a cold going around.
I always catch one when I go to work and someone else has a cold.
I don't know why you'd want one though. It will last more than one day.you should just complain of stomach pains and really play them up if you need part of a day off, just go to school, and lay down in the nurse's office, if all you want to do is get out of the assembly.
2006-06-18 21:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by memberofdisfunctionalsociety 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you SERIOUS..??
you still have school?!
you don't have summer break??
...
poor kid.
i only answered this question to laugh in your pitiful face. haha-- you go to school!!
mm, okay.
now for the real answer;
it depends on how desperate you are to not go to that assembly.
you could take a shower and, keep the fan blowing in your wet hair, but there's no garuntee you'll be sick.
for a garuntee, go to a place with lots of little gnats and such before you leave for school. breath in deeply with nostrils flared. haha. if just one bug gets inside your nose, your voice will sound super nasal and you'll sound awful, nose running with snot and everything.
i was unwillingly sent home that day in school. stupid bugs.
2006-06-19 02:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by EricTheAlchemist 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not gonna be that easy first of all you have to be around someone who has a cold and you have to be in contact enough to get it like hand touching kissing, a sneeze in your face. yep best thing to do instead of getting sick is don,t go to school tell your parents you don,t want to go.
2006-06-18 21:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by lizardlover42000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
VEry EAsy
scream for a whole day none stop
then you can 't talk and can't breath
and cof cof cof
2006-06-18 21:33:58 · answer #5 · answered by Lapis Lazuli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wont be able to, unless you go out and swap spit with someone who does.
Just go to the assembly, it could be alot worse
2006-06-18 21:29:23 · answer #6 · answered by Twanson24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just jump in front of a car, it'll be easier, and still get the job done.
2006-06-18 21:31:45 · answer #7 · answered by chopsueybysoad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put your fan in your face when you sleep!it works for me
2006-06-18 21:30:09 · answer #8 · answered by elginsamlee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with a butterfly net and a good long reach
2006-06-18 21:32:22 · answer #9 · answered by blacksockbandit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just skip school
2006-06-18 21:29:16 · answer #10 · answered by j u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋