Chuck Norris, hands down.
Brokeback mountain is the name of a movie about two gay cowboys, but it is also another name for the pile of bodies after a Chuck Norris fight.
There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris got cold so he turned up the sun.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.
World Peace will come when Chuck Norris decides he's bored with watching his low-life minions duke it out with each other.
2006-06-18 14:07:36
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answer #1
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answered by Rockstar 6
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Why would God send some person to go beat up a guy pretending to be her son? If the dude is the antichrist, then the rapture should've happened and prophecy has to play out. If he's a crank, then she DOES have a sense of humour and is either laughing at him or pitying him. Either way, she generally doesn't send in the muscle... that's SOOOO old testament style.
2006-06-18 21:04:48
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answer #2
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answered by derkaiser93 4
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Jackie Chan
2006-06-18 21:01:51
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answer #3
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answered by Bill 6
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God will send the right person to put that man in his place. He won't last long on the Internet. Remember that God is very patient. He's just giving that man type. Don't worry about him, just ignore him.
p.s. wait till judgment day.
2006-06-18 21:55:01
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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None of the above, he should send Arnold Swartzeneger (or however you spell it)! Anyways, if he was Jesus, why would he be asking questions anyways? God and Jesus know everything.
2006-06-18 21:03:53
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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you know, God sits on his throne and laughs when the people talk bad about Him and are trying to take His name out of the Pledge of Alliegance and what not. its like trying to disprove oxygen -trying to disprove something that you direly need just because you cant see it. so, to put it shortly, God will have the last laugh, and when you get a chance, stand up for your beliefs, but God will vindicate Himself
2006-06-18 21:06:32
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answer #6
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answered by jesse_4jesus 2
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No one! Send understanding and seize the opportunity to share the good news of the gospel. Peace.
2006-06-18 21:06:24
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answer #7
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answered by wildrover 6
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I don't think Jesus is annoying.....but I do find Russell Crowe very arrogant and annoying. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears (I call her Britney Spoors), and a couple others I cannot name off the top of my absent-minded brain. Gaaah!
Obtw, I had to answer this cuz of your name---Gerbil. :-) I love gerbils and hamsters.
2006-06-19 05:19:28
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answer #8
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answered by Nikki 6
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Not necessary. God loves that guy just as God loves us all. The hatred you are demonstrating in your question is a human trait only, not a Godly one.
2006-06-18 21:03:09
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answer #9
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answered by LindaLou 7
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No one. cuz if he did, people would follow his example of using violence to solve your problems. He allready has a bad name for other things he has done witch involved killing lots of people. Do we really want more people being violent and justifying it as following god?
2006-06-18 21:05:26
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answered by slee z 3
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Kitty Carlisle {check spelling before signing anything.}
2006-06-18 21:09:34
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answered by mitchskram 3
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