2006-06-18 11:52:50 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wanna suck you and lick you up so hard..uuuuuhhhhhh thAt feels sooooo good
2006-07-01 07:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is a true story....i work at a prison, i was using an inside phone line to call a housing unit for them to release my workers to my area for their nightly job of cleaning. after a couple of rings a man answers by saying "911 how may i help you?" so i'm thinking my co-workers are trying to play a trick on me. so i answer back with " yeah, right!" "hey, just send me my workers" then the 911 guy says" no m'am, you've really reach 911, what's the emergency?". so then i reply back with "who is this?" 911 guys replies with " i'm such n such with the 911 emergency services, you've reached 911" my reply back " there's no way i called 911, i'm on an internal phone line and the extension i dialed doesn't even have a 9 in it." 911 guy then proceeded to tell me where i was calling from and that this wasn't the first time that this has happen at my work place, then asked if i was calling from 4 different extension numbers. needless to say after that, i was convinced that i was really talking to a 911 guy and continued to apologize whole heartily.
2006-07-02 11:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by str8tupgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some example(s) are:
"Like, OMG! I have a complaint to file with management at the police station. Okay, I work at Dunkin' Donuts, right? And like, all these cops are there eating all these calories, which THEY DON'T WALK OFF! And how are cops supposed to catch criminals when their getting fatter?! AND PUT YOUR MANAGER ON THE PHONE!"
"Your mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it." *click*
"Operator its an emergency, THERES A RAT IN MY HOUSE!"
Most of that stuff is silly but it should be fun.
2006-06-18 19:03:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One needs to be serious in times of emergencies.......only use 911 for real emergencies...clogging the line with prank calls can cause a person with a real emergency to not get through...I DO NOT FIND THIS AMUSING!!!
2006-06-27 09:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Sammyleggs222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"can i have the number to the flower shop on 5th & main."
911 operator - "this is 911 you need to call 411"
"yeah but, i need the number like real fast"...." its an emergency"... " i forgot my anniversary & if i don't get her something she is going to kill me." "so give me the number to the flower shop or arrest me for making this call so i have a good excuse for forgeting my anniversary"....... "she can't be mad at me if i am in jail...right?"
thanks,
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2006-07-01 12:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by Starscream 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, I would like a large pepperoni, a side of cheesy bread, and a 2 liter of coke for delivery..and while your at it, can you grab me a 6 er of busch light, ill throw an extra 5 on the tip..
ha ha ha
2006-06-18 18:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by The Chesire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this Joe's Pizza?
I need a date for tonight!
Is it OK to kill my spouse because they farted?
I love you
Guess what I'm holding in my hand?
Would I get in trouble for setting my House on fire?
I'm not afraid of you come and get me!!
Name and address
2006-07-01 10:11:55 · answer #7 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this pizza hut? Yes, i'd like to order a pen**. AND com(yes i know its spelled wrong) sticks to go. And 2L sperm.What is the cost?
2006-07-01 22:27:39 · answer #8 · answered by m11y. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dialed the wrong number
what's the number for 911
i'm crazy
i just woke up
how are you?
how old are you?
where do you work?
are you okay?
2006-06-18 21:08:45 · answer #9 · answered by jamaicanprincess15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone broke in to my house and stole my weed!
Do you wanna smoke?
Can i geta sack?
I need a ounce!
187!
2006-07-01 22:27:33 · answer #10 · answered by Snoopy as "Joe Cool" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋