2006-06-18 11:23:30 · 6 answers · asked by TryMe1st_98 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A student went to take his first Zoology test. On the exam sheet, only images of birds legs were drawn & nothing else. He had to identify the birds by looking at their legs. Having no idea what to do, the fed up student took the papers to the professor and dumped them on the table and said " this is the worst test i've ever taken". The professor said "young man, you have plunk the test, whats ur name?" . The student pulled up his pants and replied "you tell me".
2006-06-18 12:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK there are 3 daughters ones names is violet 2 named tulip and the 3rd ic cender block violet goes uo to her mom and asks why is my name violet she tells her bc when we brought u out of the hospital a violet landed on your cheek tulip asks the same and gets the same answer but with a tulip cender block com up and says DUHERRDHGERHGWUYI!
2006-06-18 11:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you tell ME your funniest joke?
2006-06-18 11:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Chamillitary Amberleé♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Original American is talking to his father, hey big bull, why my sister is called shining moon? Father answers: when your sister was born, moon was shining bright. kid again, why my friend's name is jumping deer? Father answers, when he was born, a deer was jumping through the bushes. And why my mom's name is Cow Making Love? Father answers: Don't you ever stop "Dog taking a leak"???
2006-06-18 11:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by Bloody 6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a snail was mugged by 2 turtles
he went to the police station to report
the crime the police said tell what happened
the snail said i cant cuse it all happend so fast
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-18 11:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by fyi218 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try www.ebaumsworld.com
2006-06-18 11:33:13 · answer #6 · answered by beckyschristine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋