i swallowed a golfball for 5 bucks
i lubed it with butter and it actually went down
now it hurts
2006-06-18 10:10:47 · 41 answers · asked by madcow m 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Go out and play around.
2006-06-18 10:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by notyou311 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
There isn't any way you are going to pass it through your body and "poop" it out. Get to an emergency room NOW! The weight on your stomach is not goo either. You will have to have surgery. If you can't afford it, you don't have to worry, the Hospitals are not legally able to turn you away, the emergency room will take you in, work out fnancial stuff later. A lot of times when people can't afford anything, zip/zero, they will write you off and you won't pay anything
2006-06-18 10:17:09 · answer #2 · answered by Fays Daze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And just when you thought you had already meet the dumbest person in the world....Sure hope the 5000 dollars your going to spend to get it out lets you know that you lost this bet...I'll bet your momma is just so proud of you ,,,in fact...you shouldn't tell anyone Else because death by golf ball will a whole lot easier then what your daddy's gonna do to you.
2006-06-18 10:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for sore throats, I actually have got here across that gargling with unpasteurized apple cider vinegar will take out the worst sore throats, even strep. yet, you do not have any fever. your body is going into overdrive at the same time as that's struggling with an infection, causing a fever. i'd say for this reason, if it were me, i'd see a medical specialist and performance some cultures performed. until eventually you may, bypass with the gargling, merely in case, and aspirin or ibuprofen, gently.... reliable success
2016-10-14 06:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by benner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure as heck hope you're lying, cause it would make you a real Idiot for only $5.00. Not even the co payment to go to Emergency and have it taken out. How long ago was this? You are pathetic. I hope no one tells you to jump off a bridge for a 20.
2006-06-18 10:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by grldragon101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very stupid of you!
Let me tell you one thing the golf ball is bigger than 3 cm and you can't actualy s*it it and get rid of it in normal procedure :) also it's made of many materials including PVC wich your organism can't destroy or work out over them. The only solution for you is to consult a doctor otherwise it may be fatal for your life
2006-06-18 10:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy_DIAMOND 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude...how the heck did ya swallow a golf ball? thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard. i mean, a week or two ago, my boyfriend made a bet with our brothers's soccer team that if they tied their game, he'd get a mohawk and if they won, he'd go bald...he ended up with a mohawk. i thought that was the dumbest thing ever but now...i think you're just mest up beyond compare. first, go get that ball removed from your body...then get some serious mental help
2006-06-18 10:47:18 · answer #7 · answered by ciara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee and you didn't think that there might be problems involved with that? I don't think that 5 bucks will go very far in paying for you doctor bills.
2006-06-18 10:28:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pleaase tell me youre joking. for 5 bucks was it worth it. you have to go to the hospital NOW. they might have to surgicall remove it. sounds like that ball is still in your stomach and way too big to pass through your duodenal spincter, which lead to your intestines.
2006-06-18 10:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm swallowed a golf ball...for 5 bucks?? you shoulda got atleast 20...lol, you aren't going to be able to pass that. you should go to emergency room, may need to be removed...idiot..
2006-06-18 10:15:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the hospital and get a stomach operation.
2006-06-18 10:42:25 · answer #11 · answered by reigna4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋